Big Ups, California Cow
Quick Cow Fact #1: Did you know the average California cow produces over 19,000 gallons of milk per year? That’s more milk per cow than any other state in the nation!
February 12, 2007
January 10, 2007
Fun fact: The photographer killed that deer’s mother in order to capture something more beautiful than two deer cuddling. I’m talking about transpecies relations. Naughty, dirty transpecies relations.
But seriously, awwwwwwww…
August 11, 2006
‘Her Pleasure’ Condoms, Kosher?
Her pleasure condoms have long been revered by men as the condom of choice to please the (infinitely) dissatisfied woman. It is no wonder there has been an increase in sales of said condom. The secret behind the ‘her pleasure’ condom is in the incorporation of ridges. The ridges give that added stimulation that most men cannot offer. Similarly, there has also been an increase in the number of men getting circumcised as adults. This increase in “her pleasure” condom sales is tied in to the condoms’ true purpose: the ridges on the condom are aimed at simulating the uncircumcised penis. Otto von Schlick, a known anti-Semite, attributes this increase in circumcisions– von Schlick prefers “desecration of wieners” to circumcision– to society’s desire to be more like those “rat-like, money grubbing, Jesus killing faggots.” However, in spite of such unfortunate circumstances, von Schlick takes solace in knowing that his “non-Jew demeanor” will help him with women, and ultimately, the procreation of “non -Jew babies.” “With all this extra skin on my dick, I’ll be getting all the bitches,” he concluded.
Update: Shortly after this was posted, Mr. von Schlick retracted his comments. When asked why, von Schlick stated not being in a correct state of mind as he had been drinking alcohol prior to being quoted.
