Craig’s List Monday
I’m sorry, but can you really have a disney character look tough and scary to a person other than a child? Let me answer that: No. It’s still just a Nemo. I like how this dude also didn’t really bother to argue with his girlfriend about the name; he more or less, just compromised his pussy-whipped self by man-ifying said name/image.
Craiglist Guy: Nuh-uh, bro, this is like EXTREME NEMO!!! You don’t understand. He has muscles and shit. Look at how fucking scary he looks! I also added something Disney left out: a huge dong, just to demonstrate how manly I am.
Guy’s Friend: Oh alright…but did you really have to strap a giant dick to Nemo’s…ahem… EXTREME NEMO!!!’s head ? Heck, I don’t know fish anatomy, but I’m willing to bet that fish don’t have giant cocks protruding from their eye sockets.
Well, at least I thought the ad was a little funny. It literally took me seconds—olympic seconds, to be exact—to come up with dialogue that would aptly make fun of the lister. What also caught my attention, was this tool’s assumption that cars can be given guy names. Everybody knows you give your car a respectable woman’s name… like Loraine or Susan or KILL-BOTTRESS 5000!
