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I realized a few days ago that this site still exists. I mean, I really didn’t know what to expect… but I kind of thought that it would just have been swallowed whole, by the internet’s unforgiving, chasm-like vagina.
A few minutes ago, I decided that I would check my @hunglikehuan email account, you know… just in case I had emails from the thousands hundreds tens ones upon nones of devoted fans begging me to come back. As the smug bitch that I am, I would, of course, give ‘em the cold shoulder and decline. That wasn’t the case.
What I did find, though, was a staggering number of presumptuous spammers. How dare they assume: one, me being a guy; and two, my need for whole-sale value Viagra? Psh… I can totally score Viagra for sub-whole-sale value. If anybody needs a pallet of the peen-pill, holla.
Having finished my disappointing quarry through thousands of truly offensive email messages,
—to quote one of my favorites: “Ladies always giggled at me and even guys did in the public toilets! Well now I laugh at them because I took megadik for 6 months and now my dick is much bigger than ‘average’ size.” Is “average” now an imaginary concept?—
I headed over to the site’s stats page and found myself salivating just a bit. You see, this blog never really received all that many hits. And I was ok with that. Hell, I’m sure I would be pretty disappointed if tons of people visited, because…well… this site ain’t that great. In other words, I’m fine having a small amount of people wasting their time, but when it happens in ridiculous amounts, I’m likely to become annoyed.
What I’m not ok with, is getting more hits and referrals as a “dead” blog than as an active one. What the hell is a matter with you people? You’d rather stare at a dead, rotting corpse than a vibrant, funny twenty-something full of good intent and hope? You fucking freaks.
So with said accounts, I’m ready to drive visitors to an all-time low.
Yes, HungLikeHuang is back.
