Hung Like Huang

Alapaha, GA. - Hogzilla, a near-mythical monster hog that roamed South Georgia, is about to get a little bigger. An independent filmmaker is producing a horror movie about the super swine called “The Legend of Hogzilla,” and has even enlisted the beast’s killer on the set as an adviser.

Lithium Productions says the production will need 200 locals for extras and is hosting tryouts next month.

“We don’t need professional actors… We need real people who are interested in the movie.” The producer continues, “in fact, we won’t be using animatronics or special-effects for hogzilla. We’ve already cast Rosie O’Donnell to play the beast.”

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — What do a plunger, a playpen, a jockstrap, fake plastic breasts, a pregnancy test and five pairs of underwear have in common?

They were among nearly 260, items of sometimes bizarre trash that either was left of washed up on New Jersey’s beaches last year. The total: about 40 tons.

State officials are worried that the decrease in trash this year may be an indication of the efficacy of birth control which, until recently, consisted of banana peels and rubber bands.

NYC– As the pet food recall reaches it’s six week anniversary, there have been nine more recalls in the past 24 hours, Menu Foods and ChemNutra are pointing the finger of blame at each other, the federal government has quarantined more than 6,000 hogs on farms in eight states and pet owners across the country are readying to participate in the nationwide march for pets organized by Pets Need A Voice Too to be held Saturday, April 28 in numerous cities.

Menu Foods, the company that began the nationwide pet food recall in mid- March with the call of nearly a 100 brands of wet canned and puched pet foods, totaling 60 million containers, has sued its supplier, ChemNutra, for allegedly sending contaminated wheat gluten to its plant in Emporia, Kansas.

The lawsuit has been filed in Lyon County District Court, against one Frisky McWhiskers.