Jackie Chan wants you, dancing weenies!
It appears Jackie Chan is starting his very own Chinese TV reality show. The theme? You guessed it, finding the next action movie hero. Titled the Disciple, Chan has already stated the criteria that he’s looking for:
“A lot of actors are good at fighting but (their style) is not beautiful, if you can incorporate dance with an ability to perform kung fu, that would be better.”
I’ve come up with some better titles for the show.
—So You Theenk-ah You Can Da-ance-ah, AND Speakah Boroken Engrish?
—[Unintenligible] (Instead of the title appearing at the beginning of every episode, Jackie Chan will just scream it. Not one word will be understood.)
—The Real Housewives of Orange County
—Chinese Eye for the Round Eye
So on and so forth…
No, Jackie Chan, you did that a long time ago.
