Hung Like Huang

April 3, 2007

Keith Richards used to be a Hoover

Filed under: News, Music, Humor, Celebrity — Eric @ 9:51 pm

In case you didn’t already know, Keith Richards used to snort whatever the fuck got in his path, back in the day. But I bet you didn’t know what the weirdest thing he ever snorted was.

The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father […] He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.

That’s pretty insane. On the bright side, I bet he never leaves a mess wherever he goes.Keith Richards

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