Minute Maid
The site was down for a few days (since Thursday), for reasons unknown to man (me). So that means that you all missed out on a pretty awesome St. Patrick’s day post, that I’m not going to post now, since the day already passed. You’ll have to wait until next year, when I blow everyones minds with a double-post. A dual post, if you will.
But anyway, let me fill you in on some of the specific stuffing that made the post “awesome.”
1. Naked chicks dressed as leprechauns drinking green beer from one another’s pots of gold… if you get my drift.
2. Leprechauns swimming in milliliters, upon milliliters of urine soaked (Curt) schillings.
3. A turtle eating a four leaf-clover
4. Bill O’Reilly fellating Conan O’Brien, all the while Rick Moranis directs Celtic Spring’s formation of a dancing-fiddling circle around the two.
5. … Um… well…
Yeah, I’ll stop there just to be nice. But those are only descriptions of about one tenth of the pictures that accompany the post… and they’re not even the half-decent ones, either.
