Lame Pickup Lines
You’re so hot you make me sweaty.
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then that is my eye and I am that beholder.
Do your feet hurt? No? Well, they should. You’re in great shape, so you must do a lot of exercise involving your feet. That’s why I asked…
Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you have an erection for me?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can practically make out the shape of a pocket mirror through your pants.
Damn, girl, you have more curves than an elephant.
Hey baby, drop that zero and get with this two.
Do you want to pray together?
If you were a nutritional supplement, you would be good for the body. But mostly good for the heart.
