Battles of the Century
Everybody knows that most celebrities have a TV character based off of their likeness. Either that, or Hollywood has a machine capable of producing cartoon characters in the form of humans. The latter is the most likely possibility, if I use logic and my fundamental Christian beliefs. So have you ever thought about what would happen if both worlds converged? Battles of epic proportions, that’s what.
It would probably be one big Don King involucred pay-per-view event, at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Michael Buffer would be announcing, no doubt. Luckily for us, it would be spliced into 10 minute segments on YouTube, and with hilarious dissections on YouTubeRoast, within minutes of the event.
Fight 1: Zorak (Space Ghost) vs. Larry King
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Fight 2: The Headless Horsemen (avec head) vs. Britney Spears (sans hair)
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Fight 3: Jabba the Hut vs. Rosie O’donnell
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Fight 4: Peter Pan vs. Michael Jackson
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Fight 5: Skeletor vs. Cameron Diaz
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Fight 6: Doug Heffernan (The King of Queens) vs. Kevin James
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Fight 7: To be continued…
Haha, nice. Skeletor and Cameron Diaz look more and more alike each day.
Comment by Robot Dean Martin — February 24, 2007 @ 5:45 am