Barnyard Brawls
Q: Why did the chicken cross road?
A: Long story— Ok, so Chicken was sick and tired of living with Duck and Pig, whom Chicken was married to. So one day, Chicken got home to not only witness Pig cheating on her with Dog, but Duck was also involved. Duck, her cousin, was part of that manage et trois of interspecies decadence, which was most upsetting to Chicken. Chicken was upset, no doubt. After contemplating her own suicide, Chicken decided to do what Chicken found to be just: murder Duck, Dog, and Pig. Chicken went through with the act of retribution. So, long story short, Chicken had to cross the road to get a shovel.
