Hung Like Huang

January 6, 2007

Sombrero*

Filed under: Humor — Eric @ 11:20 pm

AIM convo with a zombie.

ZombzterDude: A/S/B?

BrainyChick14: whats the B for?

ZombzterDude: brains…

BrainyChick14: hahaaha who is this? oh so… what? do i like them?

ZombzterDude: zomb…

ZombsterDude: brero. my name is zombrero. its german for hat.

BrainyChick14: isnt that spanish? wait… are you a zombie.

ZombzterDude: no. i just wanted to know if you had a large delicious brain.

BrainyChick14: oh, well, yeah. not that i would know if it were delicious or not, but i assume it would be to a zombie, which you are not.

ZombzterDude: yes, tell me more about your brain… does it think a lot? tell me how big it is.

BrainyChick14: it does a lot of thinking… its helping me type right now. its roughly 1.5 kg.

ZombzterDude: standard, please.

BrainyChick14: 3.3 lbs.

ZombzterDude: oh yeah, thats a nice big brain. i bet its real juicy too. tellme how juicy it is.

BrainyChick14: hahaha. well thats what my mamma gave me.

ZombzterDude: i really want to taste your hot and wet brain…

BrainyChick14: ok..?

ZombzterDude: why dont you come over to my place. i have a lot of books for you to read. we can play sudoku together, and i can massage your brain…

BrainyChick14: massage my brain? but wont my skull get in the way?

ZombzterDude: dont worry, ill take care of that. do you know how to get to the cemetery next to the toxic waste dump?

BrainyChick14 signed off.

ZombzterDude: Note to self: zombies are still terrifying. in future, play child molestor angle.

BrainyChick14 is not available.

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