Sombrero*
AIM convo with a zombie.
ZombzterDude: A/S/B?
BrainyChick14: whats the B for?
ZombzterDude: brains…
BrainyChick14: hahaaha who is this? oh so… what? do i like them?
ZombzterDude: zomb…
ZombsterDude: brero. my name is zombrero. its german for hat.
BrainyChick14: isnt that spanish? wait… are you a zombie.
ZombzterDude: no. i just wanted to know if you had a large delicious brain.
BrainyChick14: oh, well, yeah. not that i would know if it were delicious or not, but i assume it would be to a zombie, which you are not.
ZombzterDude: yes, tell me more about your brain… does it think a lot? tell me how big it is.
BrainyChick14: it does a lot of thinking… its helping me type right now. its roughly 1.5 kg.
ZombzterDude: standard, please.
BrainyChick14: 3.3 lbs.
ZombzterDude: oh yeah, thats a nice big brain. i bet its real juicy too. tellme how juicy it is.
BrainyChick14: hahaha. well thats what my mamma gave me.
ZombzterDude: i really want to taste your hot and wet brain…
BrainyChick14: ok..?
ZombzterDude: why dont you come over to my place. i have a lot of books for you to read. we can play sudoku together, and i can massage your brain…
BrainyChick14: massage my brain? but wont my skull get in the way?
ZombzterDude: dont worry, ill take care of that. do you know how to get to the cemetery next to the toxic waste dump?
BrainyChick14 signed off.
ZombzterDude: Note to self: zombies are still terrifying. in future, play child molestor angle.
BrainyChick14 is not available.
