Hung Like Huang

So in case you’ve never been part of the mind altering game of “would you rather,” here are the specifics of the game:

First, two scenarios are presented which are soo close in detrimental results, that it makes it extremely difficult to choose which “would you rather.”

Second, one of the scenarios must be chosen not matter what. Death is never an option (although some scenarios of the game may involve death as a consequence).

Third, the grosser or more extreme the better.

So, without further ado…

Would you rather slaughter a group of ten bunnies or eat a puppy?

Would you rather never be able to use the internet again or never be able to use a phone again?

Would you rather have your writing arm amputated or your favorite leg amputated?

Would you rather be married to your mom (or dad) or be married to the ugliest, most repulsive person imaginable?

Would you rather blow Weird Al Yankovich or blow Pee Wee Herman?

Would you rather punch your mom in her boob or kick your dad in the nuts?

Would you rather be Carrot Top or Kevin Federline?

Would you rather be raped by a gorilla or be raped by a bear?

Would you rather poop chocolate or pee lemonade?

Would you rather not have wasted your time reading this or be a shark?

So there you have it. Stay tuned for more stuff.