New Chupacabra Sighting
An anonymous entity sent in to us a sighting of a Chupacabra. You can check it out at the sightings page.
On a related note, Congress passed a bill today which requires the vernacular of children to substitute the use of the word “boogeyman” with Chupacabra, The Chupacabra, Chupi, The Chupi, or Sir Chomps-A-lot.
The decision comes after several years of debate and evasion of the subject. Earlier today, Majority leader Nancy Pelosy pointed out that it would be best for children to be afraid of real monsters rather than mythical monsters. Pelosy explains, “the idea of having our children deathly afraid of a non-existent monster, or boogeyperson is hogwash. As rational adults, we need to send a message to our children, in terms of reality.”
Pelosy concluded, “their fears should be predicated on actuality, and not some unsubstantiated urban legend.”
