Hung Like Huang

Many of you may be familiar with those late night commercials offering you the very best of inebriated, college girl toplessness. Girls Gone Wild has, for a long time, offered its viewing audience a glimpse into spring break madness via half-naked girls willing to do anything. Well, it turns out the creator of GGW, Joe Francis, is up to more than just spearheading his multi-million dollar empire. Yesterday, Claire Hoffman, a staff writer for The Times, released an article unmasking the exploits of the self-proclaimed “shy guy” and entrepreneur. In the article, Hoffman gives her first hand account of the world Francis prides himself in having — coercing underage girls to stripping and performing sexual acts, exploiting his employees, manipulating and lying to keep his acts under wrap. Go ahead have a read. It may be a tad long, but well worth it.

(*Side note- It’s obvious that I don‘t hate him so much for what he has done to many young girls, but for what he did to one girl in particular. That‘s right, I blame him for Lindsay‘s fall from grace/hotness. Compare her before meeting Francis… and after.)

Something has to be done to keep this shitbag from depraving the Lindsay Lohans of tomorrow. Lets all get our shit together and introduce Francis to our big black friend, Bubba. You know, the one with an affinity to rape condescending prick-holes.