The homeless are people, too!
If you know bums like I do, then you should know how often they get writer’s block. They sometimes forget to write obvious lies like, “Jobless and hungry. Any little counts” and have to resort to the truth: “Need money for booze and drugs.” So, I’m going to give my fellow humanbum a helping hand. Alright bums, get your writing utencils(old lipstick) and cardboard(24 pack beer box) ready. Here it comes: A pack of wild monkeys kidnapped my children. Need money to buy bananas.
