Published at: 08:01 pm - Tuesday January 06 2009
Is probably the hottest milf on the planet. I’m normally not into pictures of chicks in magazines, because they’re always highly photoshopped and made to look like god himself birthed female perfection via narrow urethra. Kate, though, is preceded by her ability to fill in a bikini better than a 20 year old sorority girl, in public, behind the searingly accurate paparazzo lens. So there you have it, an awesome pictorial thanks to Complex… and additionally you’ll find outtakes from her Mean Magazine spread (in the orange), just because I’m that nice.
Published at: 07:01 pm - Tuesday January 06 2009
Who? She was in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Rush Hour or some Jackie Chan or Jet Li movie. There’s really not much more I can or want to say.
Have at it?
Topless Ziyi Zhang after the Jump (nsfw):
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Published at: 04:01 pm - Monday January 05 2009
Was at Jamie Foxx’ Intuition album release party. This doesn’t surprise, because Meagan’s hot and has talent… and Jamie doesn’t. Of course, I am speaking a bit prematurely seeing as I haven’t even listened to his album. However, Jamie Foxx is relying on the ol’ Will Smith effect which entails the following: catch people’s attention by being some wacky hip-hop moron, feign untapped talent, jump on whatever is offered to you, use newfound rimjobing abilities (aka slight acting abilities, kissing ass, connections, undeserved sense of grandeur) and accomplishments, however moderate and meaningless as they may be, AND FINALLY, relaunch yourself as the legitimate music artist you never were and will never be.
You will fail Jamie Foxx.
Meagan Good and Solange Knowles, on the other hand…
Published at: 04:01 am - Monday January 05 2009
Brings you back to reality and makes your New Year’s resolutions look like an “end my life” type case in any hospital’s burn unit, because guess what? You’re not going to lose weight, run a marathon, quit smoking, stop beating off to donkey porn, get a new job, join AA, work on improving your self-esteem, move out of your grandparent’s basement or whatever other silly shit you thought would get you all that tale you’ve been aching for.
Just reminding you again: You’ll never fuck Annalynne McCord.
Published at: 03:01 am - Monday January 05 2009
Is supposed to be some lesbian, but she looks more like a lesbian trying really hard to give the impression that she’s a fake lesbian for the sake of getting more attention, to be more specific. In any case, I’m sure her New Year’s was better than yours, because it involved vaginas and tons of scissoring, both of which you wish you could witness in real life.
Published at: 10:12 am - Tuesday December 30 2008
The year has finally come to a close. A lot of shit went down, I’m sure…
Have a Happy New Year!
Heather Graham is Easily at an Age Where Her SEX Appeal Should Have Diminished, and Yet- Popoholic.
James Bond’s Girlfriend in a Bikini -TheGrumpiest
2008’s Greatest Sport Moments For Haters- Complex
Paris Hilton Has Herpes of the Lip- HollywoodTuna
Alicia Witt Gives a Lapdance- CelebrityOdor
Seriously, Is There a Time of Year That Isn’t More Appropriate to Wear a Bikini?- CelebSlam
Letterman’s Top 10 Bush Moments of 2008- ManOFest
Lesbian Vampire Killers. Yup- FilmDrunk
One of the Jonas Brothers is Queer- IdontLikeYouInThatWay
Hotties in The Wild (nsfwish)- DoubleViking
Spike Girl Awards of 2008- Spike
Great Fails of 2008- DonChavez
The Top 10 Everything of 2008- Time
One of the Hottest Playboy Babes Ever (obviously NSFW)- NS4W
This Cat is Playing a Piano…Cuz Why the Fuck Not?- HolyTaco
Published at: 07:12 pm - Monday December 29 2008
Is probably really hard to pronounce in whatever language it’s supposed to be spoken. If these models want to be remembered and more easily looked up, it would probably be a good idea if they changed their name to something that outlines the reason for their fame. Doutzen I would rename… “that model that’s hot ass fuck. No, not that one, that other one.” Since I really don’t know much about anything, or anyone, this little method would sure quench my thirst for lightning quick, accurate results in a heartbeat.
Anyway, Doutzen’s a model for Victoria’s Secret, a women’s undergarments manufacturer whose 2009 Swimsuit catalog I happen to have found during my daily perusal of “things I can masturbate to that don’t make me feel like I should be committed.”
Published at: 07:12 pm - Wednesday December 24 2008
It’s cold out. Let’s take a look back at all of the celebrities who were in a bikini this past year. You can thank me later.
Massive amount of bikini pics after the jump.
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Published at: 07:12 am - Wednesday December 24 2008
And vice-versa, according to Star:
During a recent photo shoot on the set, the notoriously difficult actor sniped to the photographer, “Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing.” Tina, who has a childhood scar on her left cheek, fired back, “Something wrong with my face?” Alec upped the ante by saying it’s her entire body that’s the problem. “Tina shot back that this was coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sarah Palin is hot,” says a set source. “Alec was steamed about it the rest of the day and had words with Tina about it later.”
Tension is rising because Tina is becoming more confident about her position as creator and star of the hit comedy series. “She’s calling Alec out on things,” says another source. “She’s finally saying she doesn’t need to take his crap.”
On the one hand, Tina Fey is smart, funny and sexy. On the other, Alec Baldwin was in Beetlegeuse. It’s really tough to side with celebrities when they feud, but I’m gonna have to go with whatever Tina Fey feels is justified on account of Alec Baldwin looking like the kind of guy that masturbates to transgender, quadriplegic, midget porn.
Published at: 10:12 am - Tuesday December 23 2008
Thundercats Movie Trailer- JustJared
Victoria Silvstedt is a Classy Broad- FListed
My girlfriend Lily Allen is Topless- Egotastic
Ryan Seacrest Explodes Out of the Closet- DListed
How To Score At Your Company Christmas Party- HolyTaco
Alice Goodwin and Bianca Knight Make Boxing Sexy- On205th
Brad and Angelina Collector’s Plates Are as Useless as Cancer - CityRag
Danielle Lloyd And Friends Wish You All A Merry Christmas (NSFW) -TaxiDriver
Speaking of Useless Shit, The Sham-Wow Guy is Pandering Another POS- DrunkenStepfather
Stephanie Seymour is as Old as Your Mom, Yet Much Hotter Than Your Dream Girl -IdontLikeYouInThatWay
Alicia Keys vacationing in Australia:
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